Friday, December 9, 2011

Deviled Eggs?

So.  Let's say you have been tasked with bringing deviled eggs to the family picnic or the church social, but you don't know how to boil water.

Or maybe you don't have any 'Eggies' (you know, those things they sell on TV so idiots can make hard boild eggs that won't roll off the plate) and are a real klutz when it comes to peeling hard-boiled eggs.

Or maybe you are just too darned lazy or busy to do it on your own.

Today in the grocery store (ok, it was a Super Wal-Mart) i saw the answer to your prayers:




The Deviled egg kit.  The kit consists of (1) one dozen eggs, hard-boiled, peeled, halved (hence 24 count), with the yolks removed. (2) yolk mixture in one of those squeeze bags like you ice a cake with (3) the packaging, which doubles as a nifty deviled egg serving tray with egg shaped recesses which provides a beautiful presentation.

So there you go next time you need deviled eggs in a pinch just run over to the deli section at your neighborhood Wal-Mart.  Oh, by the way what do eggs cost?  What about a buck-fifty per dozen.  Well this little baby will set you back $8.88 plus tax.  Small price to pay for all that convenience is what I say, and it says right on the package that they are fresh...